I emptied out all of
My birthday cards
We're pooling up the money
In my Mother's car

This illegality is a teenage tradition
So let's open up those cans and find out what we are missing

I wanna get drunk
But I don't wanna wait 3 years
Not looking for the hard stuff
I just want to chill with a couple of beers

Don't look too long at my fake ID
For you were once as young as me

Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID

Looking at the 12 packs
In search of something decent
Who do we think we're kidding
We'll buy what is cheapest

This illegality is a teenage tradition
So let's open up those cans and find out what we are missing

I wanna get drunk
But I don't wanna wait 3 years
Not looking for the hard stuff
I just want to chill with a couple of beers

Don't look too long at my fake ID
For you were once as young as me

Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID

We wouldn't try
But your brother's such a dick
So here we go
Acting older like we're slick

Sweating bullets
In the liquor store line
Sweating bullets
In the liquor store line
It better go quick
Cause I'm losing my spine
If I get caught I'll lose my mind

I wanna get drunk
But I don't wanna wait 3 years
Not looking for the hard stuff
I just want to chill with a couple of beers

Don't look too long at my fake ID
For you were once as young as me

Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID, Whoa a oh
Fake ID